I was browsing the net today as I was slowly uninstalling useless programs off my computer and game across this interesting title called If Browsers Were Women.  At first I was like, this should be some interesting reading as it should have wonderful adult words,  but luckily it isn’t as each description is very short and sweet and to the point.

The interesting part were the photos that were used and even better they seem to match just right with these descriptions as well.  Although, it should be interesting how I will think about them as I look at each description and offer my own interpretation to them.  As for the browsers that I will be talking about are the usually big 5, Internet Explorer, Firefox, Opera, Chrome and Safari and it should be interesting what everyone else things about the statements from that website and my thoughts about those statements.

With Firefox, it would seem that Firefox is the hot popular cheerleader type who gets whatever she wants.  Since guys are all drooling over her and thinking if they do the right thing they will score big time with her.  Of course, if Firefox look like her, there be a lot of poor men out there as she decides who takes and makes you her own, but the problem is though just like women, guys have to have her customize as well and have her the way they like.  Some  like Firefox sleek and fast, not to construe the meaning of fast women but more like  a great multi-tasker without slowing down and yet still have time for you.  Some guys like their women strong, durable and reliable and you most definitely find that in Firefox, and some guys look for a woman’s looks and although default Firefox does do that initially a little plastic surgery (Theme changing) and the browser looks better.  However, the thing with that not all guys are are into looks and in Firefox case that is true since Firefox has the first 5 qualities already, you can say looks are a bonus if you find the right woman.

Of course, lets be honest the odds are getting Firefox as a woman like that, are pretty small in most cases and you would end up with a woman like Internet Explorer.

I would have to agree partially on this statement, although by now I would have the Firefox girl with me already and Opera would have been my back up or a one night stand.  That is how I treat Opera since I don’t really use this browser at all even though I keep it around, you could say it is the one woman that I consider a friend since she is most likely dating that friend of mine.  Heck maybe Opera is the Paris Hilton while her Sister is the Firefox, or vice a versa depending on what you think of the Hilton sisters.  Of course, Opera has other qualities as well since it has been a strong durable browser and has kept to standards and while it hasn’t shame the fame Firefox has, this browser won’t be leaving anytime soon, just like an obsessive ex who keeps calling you and calling you telling you she needs you back or something like that.  Or maybe your girlfriends annoying sister maybe, but either way it could be a love hate relationship depending on  if you already dated Firefox.

Lets be honest Safari is the girl that brings all the baggage that you have to deal with when starting a relationship with her and its not all good baggage either.  I know a lot of guys hate hearing this, “By the way my parents are coming over.”  Especially the first time you hear that statement your freaking out already and want to make a good impression on them.  Sadly though the opposite effect happens as Safari takes the role of her parents and although your ok and cute looking (Pc), they are better with someone who is stable and well off (Mac) and so it is a matter of time before you are force to move on and go with someone else.  For me though, Safari would be the gril I have known for a long time and I wouldn’t even dare think of asking her out because the big risk is if you do something wrong you end up ruining a friendship, and although I don’t use Safari on a regular basis, I sometimes use it just to try the browser out on my PC.  Odds are though if I were to move to a Mac, then maybe I would be in a relationship with Safari Girl.

When it comes down to it, if Firefox girl and Opera Girl have ruined you, then you have Safari as a supportive friend that you can trust and rely on.

Although there are a lot of beautiful women all shapes and sizes, but when it comes to girls like that, I just look away.  I don’t care how popular and and out going she is, but if your looking like that, you  have some problems.  Though I am a supportive and reliable kind of person who can be friends with you and junk but if your doing stuff like that, forget it as I wouldn’t want to be part of it.  That is pretty much what I did with Chrome, tried it out, and liked it so far, but after spending some quality time with this browser I realize that this browser has a lot of work to do and needs help, just like 40 lb. supermodels that are in their 20s.  To stick with the supermodel idea, you could say that is what Chrome is, a new supermodel starting out and not known, but after a few years of hard work and development of skills then she could become a house hold name.  Of course, when you have supermodels who would do anything to ruin your career, then you have a long road ahead of you that requires patience.

Either way, once Chrome has improved and gotten healthier then maybe I take a second look.

Yeah I pretty much agree with that statement and to add on that she would be the most experience woman ever.  Now there are both good and bad things about that, especially if your in the military and its your first time EVER, or when your older person and looking to start a new relationship, you don’t have to worry about anything and can skip the process of trying to learn all over again.  Of course, Internet Explorer breaks that rule each time something new is added and so you might have to learn a new trick or two but it shouldn’t be as painful the first time you did it once you know it the new trick well enough.  Of course, lets get to the point though, Internet Explorer is that 50 year old porn star well past her prime in the porn industry, and even though she is well known from all those movies she did.  It is time to pass the torch and let someone else take over and that is pretty much what IE8 is supposed to do with IE 6 and 7.  However, sometimes you need to teach these rookies a few tricks and how to preform better then their predecessors.

While age and experience are usually a good thing, sometimes it isn’t and usually you need to move on and try something new.  Hopefully when I wake up and check my email, I don’t see some angry emails or maybe no website, but hopefully all parties will understand and partially agree that it could be true what I said and what the website Sharenator says as well.